Easter Sunday officially falls on 17th April 2022 and many people are egg-cited to spend time with their family and celebrate the Christian festival.
Looking to make your family laugh during the holidays? We’ve got you covered with 27 egg-cellent Easter Dad Jokes.
Be warned, some of these Easter egg puns are guaranteed to crack you up!
Egg-cellent Easter Dad Jokes
- What do you call a sleeping egg?
- Why are people always tired in April?
- Because they’ve just finished a March!
- What day does an Easter egg hate the most?
- What do Easter eggs do for fun?
- How can you make Easter preparations go faster?
- Use the eggs-press lane!
- Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
- Because he kept quacking all the eggs!
- What’s the best way to make Easter easier?
- Put an “i” where the “t” is!
- What kind of beans never grow in a garden?
- Jelly beans!
These are guaranteed to crack you up
- Why did the Easter egg hide?
- He was a little chicken!
- What kind of jewellery do rabbits wear?
- 14 carrot gold.
- Would February March?
- No, but April May!
- How do you know that carrots are good for your eyes?
- You never see a rabbit wearing glasses!
- Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a good joke?
- It might crack up!
- Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
- He was having a bad hare day.
- How do you know when you’re eating rabbit stew?
- When it has hares in it!
- Why was the little girl sad after the Easter egg hunt?
- Because an egg beater!
- What do you call a rabbit who tells great jokes?
- A funny bunny!
- What do you get when you pour hot water into a rabbit hole?
- Hot cross bunnies.
- How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
- Lots of eggs-ercise!
Punny holiday jokes
- What do baby ducks have for lunch?
- Soup and quackers!
- What do you call a mischievous Easter egg?
- A practical yolker.
- How does Easter end?
- With the letter “R”
- Where do Easter bunnies dance?
- At the basket ball.
- What do you call an egg from outer space?
- An Egg-stra-terrestial!
- What kind of music does the Easter Bunny like?
- Hip Hop.
- How did the easter bunny rate his brunch?
- Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs?
- From an eggplant.